Sam is now joined by Chief Handyperson Gecko (an incomprehensible tattoo-covered eastern European albino) and CFO Hobbson (a paranoid-delusional Hiver who flunked out of business school). They are BEST FRIENDS.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Prolly a tie between my Tron hoodie and my silly Ukrainian flap-hat. It’s got flaps!
Cap’n Sam Arris of the CSV Laverne demonstrates the proper method of dealing with his rag-tag crew of vaguely competent nitwits.
(vaguely competent nitwits to be added later)
SPACE TUGBOAT. I’ll probably maybe do a proper actual not-shitty schematic looking view of this thing later when I’m feeling less passing out bye
WELL WELL. Look who’s got a tumblr!
… so, uh, does this mean I can sit at the cool kids’ table now?
